I’m Only Here for the Beard


Title: I’m Only Here For The Beard

Series: The Dixie Warden Rejects #4

Author: Lani Lynn Vale

Genre: MC Romance

Release Date: May 31, 2017

Photographer: Furious Fotog https://www.facebook.com/FuriousFotog/

Model: Hankins fitness https://www.facebook.com/HankinsFitness/




Sean is a man with needs—needs that a lot of women were ready and willing to fulfill. Yet, the only woman that he wants to fulfill them dumped him for another man. A man who’s a member of his MC and is someone he has to see every single day and twice on Sundays.

He’s bitter and angry. He’s definitely not in the right frame of mind when it comes to dealing with women. Which is unfortunate for his new partner, Naomi, a fresh-out-of-school and totally green paramedic.

Naomi’s got enough problems on her plate. A brother who’s self-destructive and doesn’t care who he takes down with him. A man who she’s in love with but who doesn’t love her. A job that she hates because it is a constant reminder of what she can’t have.

Desperate to distance herself from her problems, she runs, taking the first job in her field that she finds willing to take on someone with so little experience.

The last thing she needs is a perpetually pissed off partner, especially when he sets her blood on fire.

But life doesn’t ask how much you can handle when it dishes out challenges. It just keeps piling them on until you’ve bested them or you’ve buckled under them.

Sean really doesn’t want to like his new partner, Naomi. He just wants to be left alone to live his life however he damn well pleases and without complications.

Naomi doesn’t care what he wants, she can’t be anything but herself. It isn’t long before she’s breaking down his walls and making him feel again. She’s trying to pull him closer and he’s pushing her away.

It’s not long before Sean sees the error of his ways.

It’s too bad, though, that by the time he realizes she’s the one, Naomi’s already gone.

My Review:

I’m Only Here for the Beard – Lani Lynn Vale 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Lani, Lani, Lani, what are you doing to me with this series? 

I’m Only Here for the Beard is the story of Sean and Naomi.

At the beginning of this book, Naomi’s in the hospital after being hit by a police cruiser, who was being driven by her drunk brother. Realizing her life isn’t where she wants it to be, she has plans to move from Kilgore, Texas to Alabama.  Yes, Kilgore Texas where more of our sexy bikers live. Naomi works with Aspen on the ambulance in Kilgore and she has always had a crush on PD. But when PD got back with July, Naomi realized that she need to move on and go forward with her life. So she’s moving to Alabama.

Enter Sean, Naomi’s new partner at work.

“Roses are red, violets are blue. Blah, blah, blah. I don’t like you”

Sean had just gotten out of a relationship with Ellen because Ellen was secretly wanting Jessie, a brother in his MC. When Sean found a woman he liked, he fell hard and fast and it usually came back to bite him in the butt. Just when he decided love wasn’t for him, Naomi walks in and turns his world around.

It takes Sean and Naomi a while to get into a relationship. They both have their own insecurities about things in their lives. But will this new relationship be able to handle the shit storm that is headed its way?

Lani knows how to make you go from “What a happy story” to ” Are you freaking kidding me? How could you do that? I hate you right now.” (I don’t really hate her by the way)

“Women are basically natural disasters with tits”

I really enjoyed Sean and Naomi story. I feel like this story had a little more personal depth than some of the other stories. I really enjoyed being able to see more of the personal connection between the characters. Plus, who doesn’t love a story that talks about the “squatty potty”.

You never know what twists and turns are going to be thrown into the series. I love how she keeps all her books connected in one way or another. Mentioning a name from a past book or having a guest appearance from someone in a past book.

And of course in good Lani fashion, she drops more hints about who Ghost is. I’m still completely stumped on who he is.

Now, to be patient till the end of the month so I can read Jessie’s story and get more hints about who Ghost is.

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Direct Link: https://open.spotify.com/user/12155153952/playlist/3v4tSVrM1o0yDrEQe45q6v


Author Bio: 

lani author pic

I’m a married mother of three. My kids are all under 5, so I can assure you that they are a handful. I’ve been with my paramedic husband now for ten years, and we’ve produced three offspring that are nothing like us. I live in the greatest state in the world, Texas.

Social Media Links:

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Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7154678.Lani_Lynn_Vale

Blog: http://lanilynnvale.blogspot.com/

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Lani-Lynn-Vale/e/B00IOX7R3S/

Newsletter: http://goo.gl/mPyyfO

In The Series:


Beard Mode (The Dixie Wardens Rejects #1)


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Fear The Beard (The Dixie Wardens Rejects #2)


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Son of a Beard  (The Dixie Wardens Rejects #3)


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